IDon't Like This Day/Transcript

SCENE 1

Maddie: Look at this!

Alex: What?!

Maddie: Are we friends or not?

Alex: Stupidest question EVER!

Brianna: (looks) Oh my god!

Alex: What? That I didn't answer Maddie's question? (fake gasps)

Brianna: No! Look at Maddie's website!

Alex: (looks) I'm glad I didn't make that site. Whoa whoa whoa wait, is that... Kayla?! Her comment is, "This website is FABULOUS! I never..."

Brianna: Tara, it doesn't say that! It shows, "If me made this site, me would be PUURFECT! But your site stinks!"

Alex: Her grammar and spelling is wrong! That's not huh—

Brianna: That's because she isn't from America. (says in country way) She's country alright, country! (stops saying it in a country way) She's new this school—

Alex: No, the other Kayla. LOOK!